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"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

If you thought the public relations storm of press releases and soundbites and aging '70s child stars was impressive the last time Will Ryder put out a classic TV porn spoof, you ain't seen nothing yet: "Not The Bradys XXX" was a masterpiece of porn marketing, but the folks at Adam & Eve and X-Play are upping the ante for the upcoming release of "Not Bewitched XXX." The movie already has two trailers and they're planning to release a new one each week until the DVD is released next month (version number two is below) at which point you will probably have seen every second of the feature that does not contain actual sex. The movie does boast an all-star cast and a very convincing laugh track—plus, Nina Hartley as a redhead!—so there are some reasons to get excited. Just don't lose your Darrens over it. More »

4:20 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
2,632 views, 3 comments

Hardcore

As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too. More »

4:10 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By DCypher
2,120 views, 1 comment

Sex Blogs

Sex Blog Roundup: Gold Medal Sex

As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo.

Go for the gold with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

2:45 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Fleshbot
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Ass

The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be

We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

2:20 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
1,784 views, Comment

We think the Olympics would be a lot more interesting if we saw more female sports fans showing their support like the ones in this gallery. That way, we'd be able to spend less time waiting for the (very) occasional nip slip on the playing field and more time ... er, watching the fans we guess. Still, it's all about the glory of international competition, right? (alrincon.com - thanks José)

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To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)

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Video

XOXTube Gives You More Tube To Unclog

Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but you do get a whole new library of smut to choose from when your other alternatives start to seem stale. Just as in the rest of our free market economy, more choices give consumers more power to shape their own destinies, or something like that. So get in there and let Kobe Tai help you strike a blow for capitalism! More »

1:20 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
10,087 views, 1 comment

What is reality?

Ah, another season of "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency", another bevy of pouty-lipped model hopefuls to ogle, and another reality show contestant with a porn past. Frankly, we'd be disappointed if Janice hadn't included someone we've seen jerking off before among her latest brood. More »

1:15 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Fleshbot
1,012 views, Comment

Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the ~~stewardesses~~ flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all! More »

12:10 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Lux Alptraum
11,779 views, 2 comments

Fashion

Vizeau: For All Your Avant Garde Thong-Related Formalwear Needs

It's that time of year, folks: time to squeeze in that last-minute vacation, make a few final trips to the beach, and hit the clearance racks for high-end swimwear. More »

12:05 PM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Richard X.
665 views, Comment

It seems we have something else in common with Oprah besides a fondness for certain sex writers: we're both fans of the Naughtinano. So what songs do you think Oprah is grooving to these days?
(jezebel.com)

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Audrina Partridge Flees "The Hills" (And Winds Up In A Pool In Vegas)

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless, of course, you're Audrina Partridge and you're partying in a pool with some friends. Then what happens in Vegas gets recorded by paparazzi and ends up on Fleshbot. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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If you've already forgotten what day it is and need something to jog your memory, try this sexy calendar by Brazilian model Karina Flores. Sure, it's for 2009 and we don't see any actual dates on it, but it's got to help somehow. (areaticino.com)

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Pub(l)ic service announcement

Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?)

Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it. More »

11:15 AM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Lux Alptraum
2,435 views, 1 comment

Tiddy Bear Saves Your Life And Hugs Your Titties!

We just stumbled upon this clever Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect! Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts sure is an hysterical take on goofy, ill-conceived advertising! Click the thumbnail and check out the video below—they really nailed this one!

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