An alert fan at Famous Males posted some photos of Manchester United's Alan Smith taken at a recent practice, and we can't help but notice the forward poke in the forward's shorts: maybe it's the Viagra-flavored Aquafina that he's drinking, maybe it's "no-jock day" on the field ... or maybe Alan is just happy to see Rio Ferdinand standing next to him. We sure as heck would be.- RM

"Alan Smith bulging in training" (fmforums.co.uk)

Previously: Jake Hangs RIght, Sebastian Kehl Penis Slip, The Bulge Research Institute, Rufskin Revisited, Beckham's Boy Action, Football Kama Sutra