If you've ever wondered why male underwear models always seem to have John Holmes-ian proportions, look no further than this little (or not-so-little) polyvinyl mesh secret: "Well suited for the pool bar or the locker room, The Bulge gives a guy a dose of confidence where he needs it most." We're wondering where the confidence goes once the swimsuit or underwear comes off, though, and isn't that the whole point of wearing one of these in the first place? Caveat emptor.

The Bulge (product info @ empoweredproducts.com [!] - thanks Xeni)
See also: The Bubble Butt ("Everyone Will Notice But No One Will Know!"; another fine Empowered Products product)
"When Did Skivvies Get Rated NC-17?" (Guy Trebay @ NY Times; registration required - thanks Tyler)
Previously: Male Celebrity Bulge Report, eBay Bulges

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