By Jonnobot, 9:37 PM on Thu Jan 13 2005, 1,699 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Had we spent a normal couple of days at home last weekend trawling eBay instead of hanging out in Las Vegas with porn stars, we might've been able to alert you to this eBay auction before it ended on Sunday. As it stands, you're no longer able to bid on this pair of purple lycra-nylon gym shorts (size small)—but you can hope that the seller continues to list items with such helpful and descriptive photos in the future.

eBay item 3951240403: HOT GYM SHORTS (ebay, via BJ; see other items from same seller here)

Previously: eBay Bulges, Olympic Lycra Roundup