Most of us never connect going to the doctor's with sexual fantasy (unless we're lucky enough to have a doctor who looks as good as they do on soap operas)—but for medical fetish aficionados, being a good patient means never complaining about your attending physician's more extreme bedside manners. Doctor Horny presents a series of gay medical fetish fantasies in high resolution photos and intriguingly fractured English: "Here is possible to find realization of any sick desire connected with hospital fetish. Ass thingering, masturbation, butt plugs and other strange procedures." We're all for the dildo-sized rectal thermometers, but as for "thingering" ... maybe we'll just take two aspirins and call him in the morning.-RM

Doctor Horny (membership tour and samples @ doctorhorny.com; see sample gallery here)

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