Thursday, Jul 22, 2004
CGI: Realskin Penis
Forget those messy ointments and uncomfortable stretching devices - this new texture kit at the Renderotica Store contains everything you need to give the family jewels a sparkling new look: “Four different skin colors and four different hair colors … five girth settings, five length settings, and five different stages of arousal!” (And might we add, cut or un-.) If only it came in pill form.
D-Larsen M3 Realskin Penis (Renderotica Store)
See also: “New Foreskin Is Really a Stretch” (Wired)
Previously: Virtual Merkin, Michael’s Armpit Hair
