We'd like to think that scoring the role as the new Superman involved more than just having what it takes to fill a codpiece—but however he got the job, we're looking forward to seeing more of Brandon Routh in the months ahead, even if we're not all that impressed by the package everyone seems to be buzzing about. (Then again, we're a little harder to impress when it comes to certain things.)

"Superman: Inside the Bulge" (Defamer)

See also: Brandon Routh (official site brandonrouth.com)
"The First Look at Superman!"" (comingsoon.net)

Update Our crotch-obsessed sibling over at Screenhead gets happy with Photoshop and comes up with this. We'd say it's a step in the right direction.

Previously: The Bulge Research Institute, “Dukes of Hazzard”: Then and Now, Owen Wilson’s Speedo Surprise