Sex can be zesty, as Julianne Moore said in The Big Lebowski; can't it also be sarcastic?

With a new novelty marital aid being released every 6 seconds in America (and that's just Doc Johnson), it's high time someone got around to lampooning some of the more eyebrow-cockworthy products. That person is New York comedienne Jennifer Dziura who, with a group of guest comedians, writes the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog, covering offerings like the Titty Blow Masturbator, The Adonis Fist, and the Blueberry Tart Jelly Pocket Tush.

It has come to our attention that some toy companies don't like their products being made fun of. One way to keep that from happening is to not name them Mighty Mini-Brute.- G. Ponante

Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog (sarcasticsex.com)

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