By Dashiell Bennett, 2:45 PM on Mon Aug 6 2007, 965 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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This seemed like just another typical "spice up your sex life" story until we got to the part that tells you to cover your naked body in hot, wet pasta. We'd try this technique ourselves, but we're watching our carbs this week. (nzherald.co.nz; thumbnail via pornohobo.com)