· Breaking: Australian study shows that pornography doesn't objectify women after all—so go ahead and load up that copy of "MILF Meat" guilt-free! (newindpress.com - thanks Ben)

· "I can absolutely understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part: the ass" ... and more wit, wisdom, and groping of scantily clad Carnival dancers by the governor of California. Who knew we had so much in common? (QuickTime video @ devilducky.com, via Metafilter)

· Want to stalk your favorite porn star? Thanks to the Bush administration and this year's new 2257 regulations, it's easier than you think. (ocweekly.com - thanks T.)

· Portable stripper poles: an item that belongs on everyone's wish list this holiday season! (eatmail.tv, via Adrants)

· Newsweek goes gaga over the heftily AVN Award-nominated "Pirates", thus helping ensure that anal candle insertions will become the next big manstream fetish come 2006. (AVN + gramponante.com)

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