· Archeologists discover prehistoric "tool" (heh) in German cave: "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints". Ouch. (BBC)

· Dirty-minded fan discovers accidental smut in latest Harry Potter book: "Very astute, Harry, but the mouth organ was only ever a mouth organ." Is that like saying a cigar is just a cigar? (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

· Barely legal hottie discovers the joy of sex in new Durex ad. Or at least the lure of bulging Speedos. (Adrants)

· San Francisco sex toy manufacturers discover "shockingly realistic skin-like material" to use for dildos, thus bringing the day closer when actual penises will become obsolete. (sfist.com)

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