The good news: Beer.com has premiered the second edition of its Virtual Bartender, featuring two Hootersesque hotties this time—yes, we know it's just a viral marketing thingie designed to get you to drink more beer (something for which we hardly need prompting here at Fleshbot Central), but it beats typing at a giant chicken as far as we're concerned. The bad news: The new staff still doesn't know what the hell you're talking about if you ask them for a Sex on the Beach. What exactly are they teaching gals in bartending schools these days anyway?

Beer.com: Virtual Bartender 2 (virtualbartender.beer.com)

Update We hate the spoil all the fun, really ... but if you don't have the patience to sit there trying to get Trisha and Lisa to take their tops off, one helpful reader sent us a Virtual Bartender 2 command cheat sheet, which you'll find after the jump.