By Jonnobot, 12:07 PM on Mon Nov 28 2005, 585 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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If we're to believe the promotional copy on this site, music really is the key to soothing the savage breast beast: "This music is ideal while you are making love anywhere at any time. It will make your sex life much better." Considering our usual mix of Air Supply, Kenny G., and Led Zeppelin doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere in the date department, maybe downloading a couple of tracks like "Phrenetic Semen", "Clitoris Frenzy", and "Inundated Vaginas" might be worth a shot?

SexualSong: "Erotic and sexual music that warms the body and stimulates the senses" (sexualsong.com - thanks Matt)

Previously: Napster Gets Dirty, DJ Benzina, Bullz Eye's Sexiest Album Covers, More eBay Audio Hotness, Foxy.fm, Radio Vulva!, Fiasco: "Those Feelings", Music by Butt Boy, Dirty iMixes, Pornosonic, The Boog, Aural Erotica