Despite all the kanji classes we've been taking to keep up on the latest in Japanese sex trends, we're still unable to understand the scrolling ad copy nor find any ordering information online for this realistically tasty-looking vibrating pleasure device, which the video infers is perfect for slipping into your favorite barely legal schoolgirl's drink when you want to make your date a little more interesting. (Actually, forget what we said about slipping it into someone's drink; we're not entirely sure it's waterproof, and we'd hate to be held responsible for any accidental beverage-related electrocutions which may transpire should you actually stumble across one of these in your local Asian sex goods emporium.) See the video after the jump.