What does sex taste like? According to the makers of this new "herbal sensual elixir" (read: Red Bull with boobies), something like pomegranates and ginger, although after reading their press release and seeing their plans for a "Nationwide Sex Sensual Elixir Model Search" (not to mention spokesmodel Lauren V.), we would've thought it tasted like ... er, something else entirely.

"Mood Beverage Offers ‘Sex’ in a Bottle" (AVN)
Sex Energy Drink: "Have Sex With Lauren V." (sexenergydrink.com)
Lauren's Hot Spot (laurenshotspot.com)

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