Considering how assiduously we've attempted to cover the latest developments in the sex doll scene here at Fleshbot, it's curious that we never came across Rotten.com's helpful buyer's guide to plastic companionship before this week—you may have seen it before, but we're just glad we were able to get a good look at that Fatty Patty model ("Self-esteem sold seperately") before we plunked down $31.99 of our hard-earned cash. (The Marla Gibbs one, though, looks totally worth it no matter how much it costs.)

The Rotten Guide to Love Dolls (rotten.com)

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