Remember the good old days when the only choices you had in a vibrator was its length and color ... and even plebes like us could afford one? (Even if you don't, please bear with us here for purposes of rhetorical embellishment.) Jimmyjane is a San Francisco-based company who believes that "beauty and quality should touch all aspects of our lives, particularly those that are as fundamental and personal as our sexuality"—which translates to a series of sleek gold, steel, and platinum vibrators, all of which are available with optional engraving and each of which will set you back anywhere from $195 to $475. Since our own efforts to recreate one using one of our old Doc Johnson models and a can of metallic spray paint were unsuccessful, it looks like we can add yet another item to our list of things to save our pennies for someday.

Little Something: Precious Metal Vibrators by Jimmyjane (jimmyjane.com)

Previously: Nobra's Silicone Dreams, Sex Toys by Lelo, Mi-Su: Sexual Aesthetics, Utopex Toys, Open Dildonics, Sex Toys by Myla