Where have all the porn stars gone? We've had a really slow week as far as sightings tips are concerned, which surprises us - we thought they'd all be out looking for work to get them through the shooting moratorium, which still has a month to go.

(Which reminds us of a joke that a reader sent us yesterday: "My buddy is an ex porn actor. His first job after leaving the business was a gig pumping gas at a filling station. Unfortunately, he got fired after just a couple of weeks. After he'd fill up a tank, he kept pulling out the nozzle and spraying gas all over the car." Ba-dump-bump.)

Er, maybe we should just stick to posting the sightings, sent in by readers and our secret undercover correspondents ...

· "Spotted Ashley Blue (pictured), Hannah Harper, porn gossip guru Jason Sechrest and Evil Angel director Jonni Darkko sipping on caramel apple martinis (I asked their waiter) in a private cabana at The Abbey in West Hollywood. In keeping with their onscreen bad girl/good girl personas, Ashley was wearing black, Hannah was wearing white. Both of them looked fantastic."

· More on the mysterious Mr. Darkko: "I saw Jonni Darkko in a parking lot in the Valley on Friday. It was hotter than hell out, but he was wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans. He must've been baking in the heat. He was carrying a handful of video tapes and climbed into a green truck with boxes in the back."

· "Carmen Luvana was shopping on Melrose last weekend. She looked totally hot in tight jeans and a black crop top. She was with a bunch of girls — all of them were carrying tons of shopping bags — and was mostly left alone, aside from lots of staring and a few catcalls here and there. Cute girl, very petite in person." (Ed. note: Like we said, they always are.)

· "I'm not sure this even counts as a sighting, but I met this guy at The Mint in SF who told me he used to do porn under the name Trent Latimore. I looked him up when I got home and it turns out he was in two cheap-looking porn videos (and wound up on the cover of one), so I guess he wasn't lying. But does that make him a star? BTW, he was wearing mandals and singing a karaoke duet to 'Islands in the Stream' with some hot dark haired chick."

Previous sightings: 5/3, 4/26, 4/16, 4/10, 4/1

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