Had we been asked to help judge Howard Stern's Porn Star Beauty Pageant this morning, we probably wouldn't have had the gumption to ask Kami Andrews if we could spit into her mouth to test her reputation as a "messy, little, spit-covered f'ing pig", nor the presence of mind to ask her afterwards if there's anything she wouldn't do ("I don't like poop," she replied, demonstrating a refreshing commitment to principle)—which is probably why we weren't asked. (Besides, as much as we love Taylor Rain, we probably would've voted for Aurora Snow anyway. Impartiality has never been our strong suit.)

"Porn Star Beauty Pageant" (show info and photos @ howardstern.com)
"Miss Pornstar Beauty Pagent on Howard Stern Today" (AVN Blog)

See also: contestants Renee Pornero, Railee, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

Previously: 2005 AVN Awards: Red Carpet Photos, Taylor Rain in "Groupie Love" and "Anal Retentive", Stupid Porn Star Tricks, Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame