Being only the most casual of audiophiles, we'd have a hard time justifying the $3000 "Buy It Now" price tag on this drum machine kit currently on sale on eBay, even if we hear it's the same model used by professional hip hop producers—and especially since there's no indication that the bikini'd and stilletto'd hottie modeling the item is included with purchase. Kind of sucks that three grand doesn't buy as much these days as it used to, doesn't it?

"Akai mpc3000 mpc-3000 Limited Edition lke new" and "Akai MPC-3000 mpc3000 comme neuve toutes options inc" (eBay - thanks Tom; also spotted @ Gizmodo)

Previously: Vintage Hi-Fi Sexiness, iPod Girl, Headphone Fetish, Bondage Radio