While celebrity sex tapes have had their time in the spotlight over the past few years, it seems certain personalities (not to mention publicity-hungry toy figurines) haven't yet realized that they're not the same sort of vehicle for instant stardom they were since Paris. But that didn't stop Lego Man, however, from unleashing his epic powers of pizza delivery dude seduction on a hapless Lego housewife ... thusly making us consider the phrase "If you build it, they will come" in a whole new way. V. Blue

Lego Man's Secret Sex Tape (break.com, via Sex?)

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