We were all ready to post about our exploration of Google's newest video search feature until our uppity sibling site beat us to the punch (damn that East Coast time difference!) by visiting and typing in "porn" ... with predictably hilarious unporny results. Being amateurs at this sort of thing, however, they neglected to keep trying with other search terms, the results of which you'll find below. Needless to say, there's plenty of stuff from "Elimidate" and Jerry Springer and very little by way of nude material, although the Jackie Kennedy clip may be of particular interest to First Lady fetishists and/or the historical fashion-minded. Looks like we'll be sticking to Yahoo! as well.

"Google Video: So, This Is What ‘Do No Evil’ Means" (Gawker)
Google Video Searches: "Anal" · "Ass" · "Boobies" · "Boobs" · "Breasts" · "Cock" · "Gay Porn" · "MILF" · "Orgy" · "Pussy" · "Suck" · "Tits" (searches @ video.google.com - no results for "blowjob", "bukkake", "fuck", or "threeway", but you probably knew that already)

See also: "The Parents Television Council loses one 36" (BuzzMachine)

Previously: Yahoo! Video Search, Boobies on C-SPAN, Fox News Porn Slip