Nothing says 'classy' like being a wino ... er, wine snob. Of course, everyone knows you shouldn't judge a bottle by its label: it's all about things like vintage, vintner, varietal and the all-important terroir. But suppose the label has naked people on it? You don't have to have a discriminating palette to appreciate that! Besides, if you're a lonely drunk talking to your bottle like it's your best friend, wouldn't you rather that friend be topless?- J. West

Erotic Wine Labels (winegirl.ch, via dadanoias)

Previously: "Private Chateau"