We hear that the American Family Association is sponsoring two days of "protecting traditional marriage" this weekend before the U.S. Senate starts debate on the Federal Marriage Amendment next week. Since these people's problem seems to have something to do with the concept of ass fucking, we thought we'd respond with our own campaign to help clarify the situation: not everyone who enjoys ass fucking wants to get married, and not all married people enjoy ass fucking, but we think that in a free society, everyone should have the right to do both without any kind of government interference. And besides, ass fucking is just plain fun!