Were you to ask us to pin a brass fetus or uterus brooch to our breast (or company shirt), we'd have to demur and claim a more pressing issue at the time needed our attention, like finally trying to fit that giant rubber fist that's been menacing the interns from the Fleshbot "free bin" into the nearest orifice. But if we were asked politely to don the Enema Bag (With or Without Tusch) or Colon of Joy lapel pin for our next white-gloved social gathering ... well, now that's something we might be able to get behind. (Yup, that's what's known as a rim shot. Thanks folks, we're here all week!)
-V. Blue

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