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The "Parass Hilton" Butt Plug Jailbird Edition would've been a lot more amusing had we come across it a month or so ago ... but it's already sold out, meaning that there are at least some folks out there who appreciate opportunistic sex novelty items more than we do. (tmz.com; more hot celebrity butt plug action here.)