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more about #food KinkyChef: Nice video, but she shouldn't be using a metal spatula on a nonstick pan. Aside from that, nice video. more » Uli_Kunkel: The fact that I can watch this entire video demonstrates how absurdly hot Aria is. It is, after all, just someone cooking eggs. more » kcquestor: Hmm I liked it. but does she know how to cook anything besides eggs? [fleshbot.com] more » Tricked: Mmmmmmmmmm pudding. more » spody: Is she teasing that woman with a "Big Stick" or is she teasing the "Big Stick" with a warm and waiting pussy? Its special purpose so close and yet so ... more » PCBHo: Never thought I'd want a penis until I saw that girl with a banana. Holy Potassium, Batman! more » Stewie Griffin: Excellent selection! more » Conrad: Science ruins adventurous sex. Yeast infections, Insects and Spiders in tall grass, Rashes in barns. I hate you science! more » LauraPorcupine: Audrina's ad actually seems to be about the burger but for hotness Paris has to win this time. But I would still not let her crawl over the roof of m... more » aphan: I think its what Paris doesn't bring that makes her ad better. Audrina wins in looks, but hearing about what it takes to stay in a bikini isn't going ... more » fragile: I wonder if Digital Playground cancel(l)ed Stoya: Perfect Picture? more » Unpopular Commentator: I tried that one time and let me tell you it wasn't as glamorous as this picture. more » SundhaAlthaea: no, not 'beautiful', but, somehow, inexplicably, the MOST beautiful. more » WoreItWell: It feels incredibly crude to say it, but Stoya has a beautiful cunt. more » Tsuru: maybe next time they can use Cocoa Pebbles.... makes the milk chocolatey too!!! ;) more » The HZA.: I like the innuendo of the original. "Put it in me." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Should have used the same music as the original clip... Though maybe the Brazilian coprophiliac's who own the rights to "2 Girls, 1 Cup" also have pro... more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Image credit? more » frank.worth: Aiyyo good people at Fleshbot: can we get an "Orgasm" tag started, specifically pertaining to the female variety? (Hers looks legit, IMHO, though I w... more » ceilingFANBOY: Perhaps it is a sign that you have been looking at too much porn when you see a video on fleshbot and realize that you have seen it years ago......nah. more » -
#topten
Eating Out: Top Ten Amateur Edible Sex Videos
Our two favorite things in the world are food and sex...so why not combine them? After all, a little whipped cream and chocolate syrup never hurt anyone. Just don't forget the cherry on top! More » -
#fleshflicks
Touch Her With Your Firecracker
Everyone wants a sweet girl they can bring home for the holidays. Obviously, the sweetest girls are those who are willing to perform sexual acts on/with popsicles. More » -
#dvd
Sticky, Sweet, Serious Work In "Popsicle Play"
Because when you think about it, snowballing makes more sense if you do it with ice cream. More » -
#babes
Aria Giovanni Forks A Sweet Potato
Oh, Aria, we love to watch you cook. And it has nothing to do with mommy issues we may or may not have. You just look so damn fine preparing that potato (yam?). More » -
#babes
Cooking Eggs With Aria Giovanni
Hungry? Aria Giovanni has some cooking tips for you. Also, she's pretty nice to look at (not that that has anything to do with cooking. It's just a bonus.) More » -
#boobs
Creamy, Delicious Boobs...Full Of Pudding
There's nothing quite as fulfilling as bringing an adorable girl back to your room, brushing your fingers across her bra-clad chest, and pulling back her bra to reveal two round, perky, delicious mounds of...pudding (caramel sauce included). More » -
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#topten
Playing With Your Food: Top Ten Sexy Food Videos
Our mother always told us not to play with our food. We followed that rule all these years...until we discovered these sexy videos of softcore food play. More » -
#topten
Hey, Where's The Cream Filling? Top Ten Amateur Food Sex Videos
Our two favorite things in the world are food and sex. So why not combine them? A little whipped cream and chocolate syrup never hurt anyone. Just don't forget the cherry on top! More » -
#babes
Paris Hilton Vs. Audrina Partridge: Battle Of The Burger Babes
A few weeks ago, we told you that Audrina Partridge was doing her best to top Paris Hilton's legendary babe with a burger commercial. Audrina's spots are finally out—and now, at last, we can compare. More » -
#wtf
Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub
In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Eat Me
This week our intrepid sex bloggers take to the kitchen and between the sheets to indulge their oral fixations.
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#fleshflicks
Bananas Are A Girl's Best Friend
Vibrators die, dildos can be destroyed, and don't even get us started on the drama that lovers can cause—but as long as a girl has her trusty banana in hand, she's never really alone. More » -
#fleshflicks
A Balanced Breakfast: Eggs, Toast, And Fruit With A Side Of Girl On Girl
Being brought breakfast on a tray has always been a favorite experience of ours—andMadison and Dylan have found a way to make a nice home-cooked breakfast even better. More » -
#video
You Come To This Kitchen Often?
You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More » -
#food
Great Moments In Oral Fixation: Celebrity Edition
Feeling orally fixated? Here's a nice collection of women eating seductively, chowing down on everything from the obvious selections like bananas and ice cream, to... okay, it's all pretty much bananas and ice cream. More » -
#boobs
Boobs: The Source Of Everything Delicious And Wonderful
Those crazy kids at Vice baked some boobcakes—and no, we don't mean these. We mean cupcakes made with breast milk. Could this be the start of some wonderful new fetish? Or dietary trend? (viceland.com) -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Spring Training
Forget about the chill in the air; forget about that stupid groundhog and whatever he did or didn't see. It may still be winter, but here's proof that spring is just around the corner.
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#tastyabominations
Today in Miscegenation: Meat Or Cake?
Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about—Chocolate or Beef? We’re not saying the two don’t go together—one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that—but most people aren’t going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that’s like a two hundred dollar steak and dessert at the same time). More » -
#sexculture
Time Out Chicago Gets Hungry For Sex
Time Out New York's not the only city guide that can put together a sex issue: their sibling publication Time Out Chicago has followed suit, with a special issue focusing on the intersection of food and sex. The issue's jampacked with useful information: reviews of aphrodisiacs, advice on putting together the perfect whipped cream bikini, tips for getting it on with your fruit and veggie friends, and some steamy stories of sex in the kitchen. Dinner (and lunch, and breakfast, and snack time) will never be the same again.
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#hardcore
Hot Mess: Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos
If there's one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it'd have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it's cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don't worry about getting your clothes dirty. That's part of the fun!). -
#fleshflicks
Mmm, Melon Ballers
Adding food to your lovemaking session is a pretty standard way to spice up your bedroom activities, but some foods work better than others. Honey, chocolate sauce, strawberries, and even ice cubes are all classic sexy treats. Watermelon, however, generally isn't. We're not saying they can't work, just that they're very heavy to carry aroun—and spitting all those seeds everywhere isn't our idea of hot (though we're sure it's someone else's). On the other hand, stopping mid-coitus to answer interview questions from a goofy-hatted reporter doesn't excite us eithe. But there's no accounting for taste. More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: The Girls Of Summer
Lovely ladies' late-season lasciviousness leads off today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, and we are left absolutely enchanted by their antics (if a little sweaty). Even in these pre-Labor Day dog days, who wouldn't love to be seduced by a fetching domme with a whip and a buttplug? Or watch a minxy vixen riding a fucking machine? We'd love to spy quietly from the corner at an early-morning romp or a late-night display of wet-cunt teasing, especially if said corner was air conditioned. And later, if we're hungry? We'll take one cake-girl with lickable frosting, please. To go. More » -
#worldofpeen
If you can't afford an expensive prescription, you might be able to find a natural solution to your boner problems at your local grocery store: recent studies have shown that watermelons contain ingredients that work like Viagra. Which explains that one night after our Fourth of July picnic last year ... (nerve.com, thumbnail via justteensite.com via Ask Jolene) -
#babes
Lucy Pinder Licks It Up In Loaded
There is an excellent chance you may scream after watching the way Lucy Pinder handles a frozen cone. After you pick your jaw up off the floor, that is. (boobieblog.com) -
#girlongirlaction
Nothing Says Lovin' Like Something From The Oven
You know, there really are few things as delightful as a late night snack of cookies and milk ... especially when the cookies are fresh out of the oven and the milk is nice and cold. If there's one thing that could possibly improve on that classic combination, though, it would have to be a nice steamy helping of tasty lesbian sex on the side. With such a tasty treat to savor before you hit the pillow, how could you help but not have pleasant dreams? Just remember to brush your teeth before you go to bed. More » -
#video
With Love From The Cheeto Fucker
Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today: More » -
#cake
Proving that some memes will never die: behold what we believe to be the world's first "2 Girls, 1 Cup" birthday cake. Don't worry, that cup is full of chocolate. We think. (flickr.com - thanks Blakeley) -
#video
Sweet Love: Top Ten Hottest Sex And Candy Videos
Is there anything quite as tasty as a hot and heavy makeout session, a juicy pair of boobs, or a nice long blowjob? Well, the sweet taste of a nice piece of candy or a juicy popsicle or a mouthful of chocolate syrup comes close. Now if only you could combine all those tantalizing flavors ... well, you'd have something along the lines of today's video roundup. Be sure to bring your sweet tooth and join us after the jump. (Note: Fleshbot is not responsible for cavities or spoiled appetites.) -
#foodstuffsofthevagina
Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini
Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand. More » -
#tastytreats
Just in time for National Gifts From The Garden Month, the Globe and Mail explores the sexiness of food, from aphrodisiac appetizers to carrots as dildos to sploshing. See, we knew all those holidays were connected somehow! (theglobeandmail.com; thumbnail via Watch4Beauty) -
#publicsex
Flesh Flicks: Paper Or Plastic?
The say that grocery stores are great locations for single people to meet. Food is a great conversation piece—and occasional aphrodisiac—that easily segues into a dinner invitation, so what better place to break the ice than the frozen food department? Of course, budding young couples usually wait until after they leave the store to consummate their relationship—but you know these kids today are always in such a hurry! The good news is that the post-coitus dessert is literally with your grasp. More » -
#backintheussr
Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"
Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?) More » -
#finedining
Mmmmm ... Breadsticks!
Kendra Wilkinson lives (and dines) with Hugh Hefner and she can eat pretty much anywhere she wants. So what's her favorite restaurant in the whole world? The Olive Garden, of course. Scoff if you want, but that won't get you a table with the Girls of Olive Garden when they take their clothes off for Playboy in the near future. Neither will "all you can eat tossed salad" jokes, so keep 'em to yourself. (playboy.com)
