By Dashiell Bennett, 6:17 PM on Tue Jun 5 2007, 34,556 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We try our best to understand foreign cultures (or at least their well-established sexual stereotypes), but the French continue to baffle us. We think it has something to do with that crazy language they speak. It doesn't make any sense! So how can we ever decipher the dramatic narrative of a clip like this? Clearly, the underdressed woman in this scene is upset about something and only two vaguely off-putting daddy-type figures can cheer her up. That much we've figured out. But what could be bothering her so much? A rental dispute? Lack of enthusiasm for her naughty maid career? Paris Hilton's jail sentence? If you happen to speak their bizarre alien tongue—or better yet, even if you don't—fill in the blanks of our imagination by putting your own theory in the comments. Sad French girls make us sad, and couldn't we all use a little cheering up?

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