Sasha Grey is a princess—we know this because it says so right there on her sash. On the other hand, we are almost positive that she could never win Miss Congeniality because she cusses like a sailor (or a sailor who is getting fucked in the ass, anyway). We would've liked to have seen the pageant that would award a title like "Teenage Anal Princess," because they probably don't embarrass the contestants with silly questions about maps. And the talent portion must be unbelievably entertaining. Not to mention messy.

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· "Sasah Grey: Teenage Anal Princess" (Megarotic)

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