We know the first reaction a lot of guys will have when this video first starts will be something aong the lines of "There is no way that thing is real." Well, special effects have a come long way, but the truth is that some guys just get lucky down there. If it makes you feel any better, any poor sap born with such a monstrous trouser snake doesn't really have as many career options as the rest of us and pretty much has to become a pornstar to earn a living. Actually ... that probably doesn't make you feel better at all. How about this: they probably spend a fortune buying all that XXXL underwear. Yeah, that's it—having a giant cock is a real burden. Excuse us while we go write an angry letter to our parents' DNA.

· "Mr cuckold monster 18 inch" (xxxuploads.com, apologies for the horrible soundtrack)

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