Truth be told, if our interns were as limber as the sexy contortionist babes in this week's Video Playpen, very little would get done around the Fleshbot offices, what with all the new options we'd have for setting ashtrays on asses and finding new crevices in which to wedge our laptops. But since such flexible help is hard to find these days - and we're not as limber as we used to be after years of Cheetos, porn blogging and beer - we'll pass the time ogling these videos of hot women in lingerie who serve as living reminders that someday, eventually, we'll meet our auto-fellatio and auto-cunnilingus goals. Then no work will get done around here, at all. -V. Blue