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Before you head off on any nature expeditions this weekend, we advise you to check in with the Mighty Minions of Mire for some helpful tips on what to do should you happen on any qucksand while tramping about in your local recreation area. (Short answer: make sure your hair and makeup are in order and that there's someone with a camera handy, because there are plenty of wet and messy fetishists out there who'll be happy to lend you a hand—though perhaps not the kind you were expecting.)

· The Mighty Minions of Mire (mucknmire.com - thanks Ross)

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