Aside from "Lord of the Rings"-based fantasies of hot Horsewoman-on-She-Elf action, I have never associated New Zealand with porn. But this month's Erotica Lifestyles Convention, a sort of down-under AVN show, will feature stateside stars like Rita Faltoyano, Taylor Wane, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone (one of whom will be the date of a contest winner) as well as seminars on lubes, lap-dances, and spanking that one has come to expect from lifestyle conventions.

Add to this a generous portion of Boobs on Bikes and suddenly Middle-earth doesn't seem so wraithlike.- G. Ponante

· Erotica Lifestyles Convention (eroticaexpo.co.nz)

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