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Adult fan site XFANZ will celebrate its recent launch with the "XFANZ Rocks Burlesque" party at Hollywood's Dragonfly on November 15 that will feature the musical and cosmetic stylings of Dave Navarro. In lovely counterpoint, at that same event Digital Playground will debut its newest contract performer, Miss Shay Jordan, who is, unlike Navarro, all-natural.

"Shay is worldly and pragmatic," says her publicity team, "and she loves cars."

"XFANZ Rocks Burlesque is scantily clad, smokin' hot seductresses moving and shaking what their Mama gave 'em," says its publicity team, somewhat disingenuously, unless everyone's Mama is a plastic surgeon. "Guaranteeing a burlesque show like no other." Also appearing will be porn royalty Ron Jeremy and Janine along with attendants Tyler Faith, Sunny Lane, Joanna Angel, Memphis Monroe, Tommy Gunn, Sophia Santi, and Teagan Presley.- GP

· "XFANZ Rocks Burlesque With Dave Navarro" (xbiz.com)
· XFANZ (xfanz.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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