You might not be able to buy dildos in Texas, but you sure as heck can still have a midnight pancake breakfast with porn stars if you want to. (This is America, after all.) This week in Houston, Lone Star Pornutopia features a bevy of adult industry beauties including Sunrise Adams, jessica drake and Audrey Hollander (and a couple of not-quite-beauties like Ron Jeremy) and includes the usual sex toy-filled expo—but it's the evening activities that's worth hopping on a Greyhound for, like a Texas version of Porn Star Karaoke, a strip club club-hop, and a pajama party. And it isn't all about frivolous and indulgent fun: there's also a raffle to benefit breast cancer research. And what might be raffled off for such a cause? Why a boob job, of course, which makes total sense if you think about it. Er, doesn't it?

· Lone Star Pornutopia (lonestarpornutopia.com)

Previously: Sex and So Much More, The Dirty Show, Fetish and Fine Art Workshop, "Negative Exposure", UK Erotic Awards 2006 and Sex Maniacs Ball

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