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Spring has sprung, and self-love is in the air ... after all, it's National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month, and we managed to get through our teens without impregnating anybody largely thanks to wanton onanism. So why not celebrate our lack of child support payments by participating enthusiastically in this year's Masturbation Month while we're at it? Not that we need any sort of excuse to charm the one-eyed trouser snake or play the clitar here at Fleshbot—but we always relish the excuse to broach the subject in public (for a good cause) because it makes our more squeamish friends delightfully uncomfortable, especially when it's for a good cause. Now start letting your finers do the walking through the resources below ... and get wanking!
- J. West

· Masturbate-a-Thon 2006 (masturbate-a-thon.com)
· Stop the War on Masturbation (stopthewaronmasturbation.com)

· "Hurray for May!" (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
· May is Masturbation Month (sexuality.about.com)
· National Masturbation Month (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
· Orgy for World Peace (orgyforworldpeace.com)

· International Masturbation Month (clitical.com)
· Masturbation 101 (drsusanblock.com)
· Orgasm Army (orgasmarmy.com)
· "National Masturbation Month Has Gotten Too Commercialized" (vgg.com)
· "Before Masturbation Month, women had to sneak it" (wiredblogs.tripod.com)

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Previously: I Feel Myself, Voyages Interieur, Masturbation Passion, Beautiful Agony, Happy National Masturbation Month, Sexual Cliteracy Month, Super Sunday Masturbate for Peace