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I ask you: who has not masturbated furiously to Eric Carmen's 1975 tearjerker "All By Myself"? The answer is No One. What do you think the Michigan Wolverines are doing right this very second?

Anyway, Elegant Angel will release the solo girl self-abuseathon "All By Myself" featuring former Kurt Lockwoodbeard girlfriend Samantha Ryan, Penthouse Pet Jamie Lynn, and cover girl Cayton.

If only Renee Zellwegger would have agreed to (other Eric Carmen hit) "Go All the Way" in the "All By Myself"-heavy opening scene of "Bridget Jones' Diary", we would have coughed up the extra 12 bucks for the Collector's Edition. - GP

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