Remember when you approached me in Vegas and wept, "Gram, I feel like an ass tourist"? Well, back then I didn't know what to say, beyond "Who are you?"

But now the folks at Digital Sin have supposedly taken the choicest pieces of ass in their library to put together "Asstravaganza", a zeppelin-sized five-hour compilation of in-through-the-out-door assjinks. Mind the gap. - G. Ponante

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As various pontiffs, state reps, and ex-girlfriends have attested, the pooper is not for all, but included in "Asstravaganza" are appearances by the hard-to-find or retired (Belladonna, Jayna Oso), Euro-hotties (Sharka Blue, Liliane Tiger), people who keep it real on a stateside tip (Katsumi, Ashley Blue, the recently-married Gia Paloma), globetrotters like Katja Kassin, and many others. So "Asstravaganza" might be like the leather-bound edition of "Moby Dick" you never read but proudly display just so you appear well-rounded.

(Well-rounded like an ass.)

· "Asstravaganza" (info, adultfilmdatabase.com)
· Digital Sin DVD (digitalsindvd.com)
· "Paloma and Coffee Tie the Knot" (avn.com)

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