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In that a full 75 percent of this title would make Professor Strunk (not to be confused with Professor Lust) pop an aneurysm, we irregardless proudly bring you this new movie from a man named Kangpin.

"This is all about pussy," Kangpin explizzains. "Our crew loves eatin' it, strokin' it, and slammin' it."

But before eatin', strokin', or slammin', and certainly before nuttin', one must needs first get through Jada Black's tempting but perilous mesh defenses, which might be best accomplished by taking off one's hat. It's the right thing to do.- GP

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