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more about #creampie more comments → no_one_can: Any one having problems with pornhub/red tube? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Replace "Twinkee" with Li'l Debbie brand "Swiss Cake Roll", & you described my middle-school dessert favourite. more » BeautifulAgony: Delicious selections, Lux! Each one is worthy of licking into the gooey center. more » LenitaEurystheus: I never knew such a speciality existed but you're missing some vintage footage involving a cream pie and a martini glass... Keep up the great work h... more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: non-consensual rape fantasy um, what does that mean? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: hey, anything without the usual "Toad-Geeks" binding and whacking a beauty is a step up. Really. more » -
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Silky Delights Await Your Approval In "All Internal 10"
Deep inside the earth's inner core, down where it's warm and safe, Chris Rolie keeps his stash of fine ass European girls willing to take gargantuan rigid tool in each and every orifice. More » -
#topten
The Gooey Center: Top Ten Creampie Videos
During our childhood, our favorite part of eating a twinkie was peeling back the crust to reveal that rich, gooey filling. To be honest, we haven't changed that much since childhood. More » -
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"Taboo Lovers Enslaved" Proves Yet Again You Always Love The One Who Hurts You Most
All too often, so-called "fetish" releases seem to have very little to do with what any real lifestyler would refer to as the core principles of BDSM—much less touch on real fetishes like face-sitting, shrimping, infantilism, furries, water sports, degradation, electrocution, hairy, cream pie, scat, boot worship, nipple play, cock & ball torture, drowning, crushing, balloons, non-consensual rape fantasy, hot candle wax, asphyxiation, or shaving (just to name a few). Generally speaking, if a fetish release throws in some mild spanking with a paddle or shows a leather bikini clad starlet with a slave collar, arbitrarily draped in chains, we're supposed to swoon and buy up every copy available on the market. Consequentially. genuine enthusiasts have become increasingly savvy in the process, gravitating towards producers and directors with a solid reputation for fulfilling the promise of authenticity, while pretenders are left hoping to hoodwink ignorant amateurs and beginners.
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#fleshflicks
Advanced Sex With Aurora Snow
As we've noted here several times before, there are some sex acts that are better left to the professionals. For instance: double penetration, extreme ass play, choking and creampies may all look like a lot of fun, but they can prove a little tricky if you try to import them into your own bedroom. Good thing that Aurora Snow is very professional. Now just sit back and let her do all the work. (And don't forget to take notes!) More » -
#hardcore
Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"
As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.) More » -
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Flesh Flicks: Around The World
Being a flight attendant is hard work. There's long hours cramped up in flying metal tubes, serving (and eating) horrible food, interminable waits in boring airports. And worst of all, you can't be seen in public without your trademark hat and scarf. How else are dudes in every city you visit supposed to know that you're just passing through for the evening and need a place stay? Which leads to another difficult part of the job: all the sex. After all, you do have to live up to all those porn stereotypes about your profession. It's tough life—but just think of the money you save on airfare! More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Who Is "The World's Biggest Cum-Eating Cuckold"?
One of the great questions of our age will finally be answered in this pro wrestling-style "sports entertaintment" extravaganza: Which cuckolding scenario is the most humiliating to be on the business (i.e., "eating") end of, a "10-Man Cum Slam" or a "5-guy cream pie"? Tough choices to be sure—but let's try to look past the uncomfortable racial undertones and focus on the humiliation, shall we? Impressive though their feats may be the real stars here aren't Adrianna Nicole or Samantha Sin, nor the faceless hordes getting off in and on their presence: it's the two half-men squaring off in this battle royale to be the most debased of all. Even Kick Ass Pictures honcho Mark Kulkis can't settle this matter, because he claims he couldn't sit through it ... and he produced the damn thing. You're not going to get a stronger endorsement than that. More » -
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#hardcore
"Internal Damnation": Because Dirtpipe Milkshakes By Any Other Name Would Taste As Sweet
Director Chris Streams has been having a pretty good run for himself, all things considered: after doing his time in the lower circles of porno hell and cutting his teeth as a still photographer and videographer on gonzo shoots from Chatsworth to Prague, he finally got his due and joined the in-house team at Jules Jordan Video. Since then he's released such high-concept fare as the recent interactive Gina Lynn title ... but in the end it's the filth that pays the bills, at least until the feds come knocking. (We hear they're not too into any fluids more risqué than an extra dry martini these days.)
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#gangbang
Flesh Flicks: Where In The World?
Despite our previous geographical confusion, we feel quite confident about assigning an origin to today's clip. If it wasn't obvious from the actors' physical appearance, or the subtitled characters on the screen, or the pixelization of the naughtiest of naughty parts, it should be clear that only one country could put together a scenario such as this. First, a model is selected, some rehearsal footage is shot, then she happily strips down for her fans before inviting a member of the audience up on stage for a very public creampie ... then it starts to gets weird. India or Spain (or the U.S., for that matter) only wishes its porn was this kooky. More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Another Trip Down Sunny Lane
Sometimes it's nice to remember pornstars the way they were in their younger days, wild-eyed and innocent—but not so innocent that they forget to plug their website whenever the camera is on. Yes, this video may hearken back to the early part of Sunny Lane's career, but it's obvious already that she was no amateur even then. The guy who filmed this scene on the tripod in his living room may lack certain professional qualities, but we're guessing not as many viewers are as concerned about his employment status. More » -
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Flesh Flicks: When Worlds Collide
Mondays generally suck and blow, but today's your lucky day, because today's Flesh Flicks feature is two ... two ... two videos in one! If you can't decide which kink turns you on more—the gloryhole or the creampie—now you no longer have to choose. It even reminds of that old commercial. "You got your glorhole in my creampie video!" "You got your creampie in my gloryhole video!" It's two great porny tastes that taste great together! Why didn't someone think of this sooner? More » -
#dvd
Don't get Smash Pictures' "Chicks Gone Wild" confused with similarly titled DVD series featuring hot babes doing all sorts of naughty things for the camera: for one thing, these are chicks, not girls. And we certainly don't remember hearing about hot creampie action in any of those late night infomercials we've seen for that other product. (xfanz.com; more @ smashdvds.com)













