Fleshbot
If you're female and jonesing for an iPhone despite the fact that they're sold out practically everywhere this week, this NYC gentleman may be able to help you. Of course, you'll have to have a good looking asshole (and let him fuck you in it) ... but hey, it's an iPhone. And we don't know about you, but we've certainly done much more for a lot less. (newyork.craigslist.org - thanks J.)
Update Unsurprisingly, the listing has been flagged for removal by an undoubtedly Windowscentric (and assfuckingphobic) Craigslist community ... but we managed to save the ad for posterity:
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Females looking for an iPhone - m4w Reply to: (redacted)
Date: 2007-07-05, 10:03AM EDT If you're are wanting an iPhone I have one that I am willing to part with.
Here is what you need to do in order to get it. I want to have anal sex...never done it before, and want to try it out.
However, I am only attracted to certain types of assholes...some look nasty but some are good looking.
So to be considered, I want a pic of your (face optional) body, but I also want a pic of your assh*le. I am totally serious about this...so if you need an iPhone this is your chance.
