By Dashiell Bennett, 3:02 PM on Wed Oct 3 2007, 1,405 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Problem: Global warming causes temperatures to rise (duh), so seasons change earlier than they used to and certain animals that operate on sexual instinct are therefore fucking at the wrong time of year. We didn't really understand why that was a bad thing until even dumber animals that also operate on sexual instinct (a.k.a. humans) dressed up like real animals and started humping each other in the park. They can't even get the species right anymore, because we've got sheep mounting honeybees, squirrels attacking pigs, and sunflowers getting head from who knows what. And all of this is somehow supposed to make people in Britain ride more trains. If the worst thing that results from excess CO2 emissions is a furry party in Hyde Park, maybe buying that SUV isn't such a big deal after all.

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