By Dashiell Bennett, 10:55 AM on Fri May 25 2007, 40,469 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Instead of going to the beach (too sandy) or a boring ol' BBQ (too saucy) this weekend, why not take a different trip—back in time to the 1970s, that magical era of natural boobs and unshaved privates, when porn came out of the closet and on to your bulky and expensive Betamax. That 70's Porn is a blog devoted to this golden age of adult cinema when the first true pornstars were born and "reality" was not a genre, but something to be avoided at all cost. All the legends can be found here, including some you probably never heard of or thought you'd see again. Since the industry hasn't always done the best job of preserving its history, it's quite a feat to track down all this material ... and amazingly corny clips like the one you'll find after the jump. If this reminds you a little too much of your own first time, don't worry: losing your virginity in real life was probably even more awkward.

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· Vintage Porn - Teenage Fantasies (PornoTube)
· That 70's Porn - Classic Porn from the Golden Age (70sporn.thumblogger.com)

Previously: Debbie Did Dallas: The Search For Bambi Woods, Video Playpen: Classic Pornstar Tribute, Journey Without Clothes: Kay Parker on "Taboo", Klaus Harmony: "The Mozart of Porn", Papa's Retro Porn Movies, Vintage Porn Magazines @ Yurmag