"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"

In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More »

Flesh Flicks: Christy Canyon Leading The Blind

Do you think it's really true that when one of the five senses is lost, the others become more heightened in order to compensate for it? Because one of the five senses is touch and it never really occurred to us before that losing your eyesight, while awful, just might result in some blowjobs that felt pretty fucking amazing. Of course, the downside is that you would never get to gaze at Christy Canyon's world-famous rack and that's a fate we wouldn't wish on our own worst enemy. More »

Porn Valley Dispatch: Walking Down Christy Canyon

"Debbie" booster/Messiah Denier Paul Thomas and much-loved veteran performer Christy Canyon will join the likes of porn icons Jenna Jameson and Veronica Hart on Hustler Hollywood's Walk of Fame tonight in a ceremony hosted by Larry Flynt. The pair will sign their names and thrust their hands into the living Sunset Strip at 9 p.m. More »

Ten Great Moments In Porn Comedy

Think that there's no such thing as real porn on YouTube anymore? Well, uh ... there really isn't, but these ten clips from classic porn flicks and other pornstar sightings in mainstream media should at least keep you amused enough to forget about the good old days when YouTube was something you could actually jerk off to instead of just laugh at. And you really haven't lived until you've seen Christy Canyon looking like she's about to throw up after a jog in the park or a pre-plastic surgery Jenna Jameson demonstrate a handy household cleaning tip using a baking soda solution and a silver candlestick. After all, there are plenty of other places you can go to watch pornstars do other stuff. More »

Video Playpen: Classic Pornstar Tribute

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