We love trying to make our Sims do dirty things, and we'll even admit a fondness for ubergeeky simulators like "Railroad Tycoon". So you can imagine how excited we were to hear about this game which promised an opportunity to combine the two—that is, until we read our joystick-fondling sibling site Kotaku's take on it: "It takes some serious lack of skill to suck all of the possibility out of a game that’s all about ordering around naked hotties." (Then again, for a mere eight bucks and minimal system requirements, we probably shouldn't have expected very much.) Maybe we'll just stick with trying to make Paris and Britney give us a lap dance for the time being.

MiCo Games: "Strip Bar Tycoon"* (Windows-only game info and screenshots @ micogames.com)
"Strip Bar Tycoon is one Coyote-Ugly game" (Kotaku)

*Update Perhaps reeling from some less-than-stellar reviews, the developers seem to have pulled the game from their site. Maybe we'll just save that eight bucks and go buy a drink at a real strip bar instead.

Previously: Virtual Fem, Virtual Hottie, The Guy Game, "Leisure Suit Larry", "Playboy: The Mansion", eGirl: Virtual Escort, Roboho, SomaDoll, Build Your Own Lapdance