Instead of spending all that time downloading sex simulators (most of which won't work on our Macs anyway), maybe we should focus our energy on unlocking the hidden secrets of the console games we own already instead? Our joystick-fondling colleagues at Kotaku and Slashdong report on an alleged sex-game-within-a-game in "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"; assuming it works once we get around to trying it out for ourselves, we may finally be able to say goodbye to all those virtual strippers once and for all!

· "GTA Sex Authentic and Unlocked?" (Kotaku)
· "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Sex Game Unlock" (Slashdong)

Previously: "Battle Raper 2", "Sociolotron", "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, Boobies on C-SPAN, Dream Stripper, "3D Striptease" Game, Virtual Stripper"The Heiress", Sex and Gaming