It's probably way too early for us to start reminiscing about 2004, but we couldn't help waxing nostalgic over this short film starring two of our favorite media whores personalities of yesteryear: Paris Hilton (in front of the camera) and Vincent Gallo (allegedly behind it). Sure, the sixty second clip shows nothing but Paris posing vertiginously on a rotating platform in a bikini while some dreamy music tinkles in the background, but at least it didn't make us as dizzy as all those night vision hand-held camera antics did. And mercifully, Gallo's penis is nowhere to be seen.

"Another Predictable Year: Paris Hilton Strips for Vincent Gallo" (Gawker; see .wmv video here)

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