(Still More) Heather Mills (Not So) Hardcore Pics

We're sure by now you've seen enough photos of former Mrs. Paul McCartney Heather Mills in various states of undress following The Sun's two part borderline hysterical "exposé" of her "porn past" earlier this week—but now that a full set of the uncensored photos has been sent to us, we're trying to figure out what all the fuss is about. Sure, Heather is posing with boobs exposed while wielding a whip and is occasionally covered with whipped cream, but the photos are hardly equivalent to, say, "The DaVinci Load" or even certain homemade sex videos we've seen—there's nary a penetration shot or erect penis (her partner's, that is) to be seen in the entire spread from the 1988 German coffee table book "Freuden der Liebe" ("Joys of Love"). Could The Sun, well known for its admirable journalistic standards, actually have been playing up the explicitness of the photos as a cynical attention-grabbing media ploy? We couldn't be more disappointed. (That said, we're not entirely convinced the photos were meant for "instructional purposes" either. After all, everyone knows that anal beads aren't meant to be umbilically inserted.)

You'll find the photos even The Sun didn't want you to see! after the jump.

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- From the 1988 book "Freuden der Liebe" (Joys of Love), available to order from orion.de

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