We can't quite describe what's going on in these photos of Serena Williams at a film opening in London last night as being either a "nipple slip" or a "wardrobe malfunction": they're more like a double-court couture grand slam of epic proportions. Or as The Sun so elegantly puts it, "Tennis smasher Serena Williams dons a see-through dress and shows her lovely gems a two million dollar diamond necklace." Er, yes—her jewelry was exactly what we were looking at.

"Ace Serena" (The Sun UK - thanks M.)
Serena Williams at "After The Sunset" World Premiere, 11.02.04 (Getty Images)
See also: "After The Sunset" set visit report (unillustrated, alas) @ JoBlo.com: "(Serena) began to stumble backward and—no kidding—her jeans began to fall down. For about five seconds we had a direct view of Serena s ass (I didn t see any underwear, by the way), until the flabbergasted girl regained her composure and pulled her pants back up ..." Where's the paparazzi when you really need them?

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