While we were sleeping off our lunchtime hangovers yesterday afternoon, it looks like TMZ.com unleashed the second preview of the much-dreaded Screech Sex Tape on an already traumatized interweb populace, and we're not the only ones who are wondering why parent company AOL is devoting so much publicity to promoting it—unless it has something to do with exacting revenge on all those former AOL customers who cancelled their dialup accounts. Look, we're sorry we succumbed to the lure of cheap broadband access before y'all got your act together. Can't you just release the whole thing and end this cruelty before it drags out any further?

· "Screech's Sex Tape Partners — Exposed!!!" (tmz.com)
· "Screech Sex Tape Previews Not Getting Any Less Depressing" (Defamer)
· "Who'll save TMZ from this smell?" (tabloidbaby.blogspot.com)

Previously: Screech Sex Tape Preview: You've Been Warned, Morning Wood: More Screech Sex Tape Previews

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